Meet the Newest Model for TwinklesandGlitter@Etsy.com
To start off this post, these are for sale!
(and are much more colourful than this picture may lead you to believe.
fuck cameras sometimes i swear to god it’s so annoying.)
Well since you’re at my blog you clearly understand that I design jewelry. Any reputable designer knows that the right model is key to selling your product. Models with an innovative face, beautiful mind, and strong body are just as critical as a well composed design. At TwinklesandGlitter we already have a few models, but we’re looking for our absolute, fantastic, amazing top model. This model will lead all photoshoots and publicity campaigns for the company. It’s time to get some fresh faces to display the newest, latest, most magnificent product!
As you may or may not know there was an open casting call in NYC to become our top model/spokesperson for TwinklesandGlitter@Etsy. It appears a few people got a little crazy andstarted some riots! It would appear that someone might have got a little too excited over the prospects of modeling glittery, neon coloured hello kitty necklaces. People, people, people…relaaaaaaax. You can check the footage here.
I apologise to those who were hoping to get a job, but the position of model for TwinklesandGlitter has been filled. Also, my insurance company will not be covering any of your medical costs. Great apologies for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
However, congratulations to our NEW OFFICIAL SPOKESPERSON/MODEL, Edward Cullen:
He might seem a bit stiff, but it's because we like to always maintain a professional relationship
That will be all for this moment. Thank you for stopping by!
Again, I really wish I could’ve seen you walking through the mall carrying that thing. I think he really likes that Hello Kitty necklace.
Eddie boy loves himself some Hello Kitty. He loves it somethin’ fierce!